{"product_id":"face-punch-beard-oil","title":"Face Punch Beard Oil","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\nhtml.no-scroll,\nbody.no-scroll {\n  overflow: hidden !important;\n}\n  \n .rub-modal {\n  position: fixed !important;\n  inset: 0 !important;\n  width: 100vw !important;\n  height: 100vh !important;\n  background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.68);\n  backdrop-filter: blur(2px);\n  display: none;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: center;\n  z-index: 2147483647 !important;\n  padding: 20px;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n.rub-modal-content {\n  background: #fff;\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 520px;\n  padding: 38px 42px 34px;\n  text-align: center;\n  border-radius: 12px;\n  font-family: sans-serif;\n  color: #333;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    0 20px 60px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35),\n    0 4px 12px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15);\n}\n\n.rub-modal-content h2 {\n  color: #2f3337;\n  font-size: 42px;\n  line-height: 1.05;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  margin: 0 0 28px;\n  letter-spacing: -1px;\n}\n\n.rub-modal-content p {\n  color: #333;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n  margin: 0 0 20px;\n}\n\n.rub-modal-content p:last-of-type {\n  margin-bottom: 0;\n}\n\n.rub-buttons {\n  margin-top: 30px;\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: center;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 14px;\n}\n\n\/* Stay Here *\/\n#cancelRedirect {\n  display: inline-block;\n  padding: 12px 18px;\n  border-radius: 6px;\n  border: 1px solid #aaa;\n  color: #333 !important;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  text-decoration: none !important;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  transition: background 0.15s ease;\n}\n\n#cancelRedirect:hover {\n  background: #f2f2f2;\n}\n\n\/* Let's Go *\/\n.goBtn {\n  display: inline-block;\n  padding: 13px 22px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  background: #333;\n  color: #f5a623 !important;\n  text-decoration: none !important;\n  border-radius: 6px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  margin: 0;\n  transition:\n    background 0.15s ease,\n    transform 0.15s ease;\n}\n\n.goBtn:hover {\n  background: #222;\n  transform: translateY(-1px);\n  color: #f5a623 !important;\n  text-decoration: none !important;\n}\n\n.goBtn:focus,\n.goBtn:active {\n  color: #f5a623 !important;\n  text-decoration: none !important;\n}\n\n\/* Mobile *\/\n@media (max-width: 600px) {\n  .rub-modal {\n    padding: 14px;\n  }\n\n  .rub-modal-content {\n    padding: 30px 24px 26px;\n    border-radius: 10px;\n  }\n\n  .rub-modal-content h2 {\n    font-size: 34px;\n    margin-bottom: 24px;\n  }\n\n  .rub-modal-content p {\n    font-size: 15px;\n    margin-bottom: 17px;\n  }\n\n  .rub-buttons {\n    margin-top: 26px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"redirectModal\" class=\"rub-modal\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rub-modal-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTime for The Rub\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \"Face Punch\" beard oil is part of a collaboration with, and being sold by, our friends at The Rub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Rub offers premium, effective and natural personal care products, many of which our family uses daily!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClick \"Let's Go\" to jump to Face Punch!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rub-buttons\"\u003e\n\u003ca id=\"cancelRedirect\" style=\"color: #333 !important; cursor: pointer;\"\u003eStay Here\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca id=\"confirmRedirect\" href=\"https:\/\/therub.com\/products\/face-punch-beard-oil\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"goBtn\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e Let's Go → \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eDan's Beard Oil - from The Rub\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e**Limited time only -- because we'll sell out fast!**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCondition your beard. Take care of your face. Then punch the day right back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFace Punch Beard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e is a special collaboration between \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thewheelchairdad.com\/\" title=\"Link to The Wheelchair Dad, ~3MM subscribers!\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Wheelchair Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eThe Rub\u003c\/strong\u003e, created for men who keep showing up—even when life hits first.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecold-pressed organic jojoba oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and scented with essential oils, Face Punch is a lightweight beard oil designed to soften coarse facial hair, condition dry skin beneath the beard, and help keep unruly whiskers under control. It absorbs without leaving your beard feeling heavy, sticky, or like you serviced an engine with your face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJojoba oil closely resembles the natural oils produced by your skin, making it an excellent everyday conditioner for both your beard and the face underneath it. A few drops help reduce that dry, scratchy feeling while giving your beard a healthier, smoother, more manageable appearance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Your Beard Needs Face Punch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA beard may look tough, but the skin underneath still needs attention. Daily washing, dry weather, heat, and ordinary life can leave facial hair rough and the skin beneath it feeling tight or uncomfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Punch Beard Oil helps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoften coarse, rough, or wiry beard hair\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition the skin beneath your beard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReduce the dry, itchy feeling associated with an unconditioned beard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTame flyaways and improve manageability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a healthy-looking finish without excessive shine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep your beard smelling clean and deliberately maintained\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrevent your face from feeling like a greasy garage floor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimple Ingredients. Serious Beard Care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Punch begins with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecold-pressed organic jojoba oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, chosen for its lightweight texture and ability to condition facial hair without unnecessary heaviness. Essential oils provide the fragrance, creating a straightforward beard-care formula without burying your face under an overpowering cloud of synthetic cologne.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo elaborate twelve-step grooming ritual. No beard wizardry. Just a practical oil that helps your beard feel softer, look better, and behave itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Use Face Punch Beard Oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter washing, place a few drops into the palm of your hand. Rub your hands together, then massage the oil into your beard, working from the skin outward to the ends of the hair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse a beard comb or brush to distribute the oil evenly and shape your beard as desired. Start with a small amount and add more as needed based on your beard’s length and thickness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best results, apply while your beard is clean and slightly damp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow Much Should You Use?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStubble or short beard:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1–2 drops\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium beard:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 3–5 drops\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong or especially thick beard:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 5 or more drops as needed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour beard is unique. Unfortunately, it may also be stubborn. Adjust accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho Is Face Punch For?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Punch Beard Oil is made for men with stubble, full beards, mustaches, goatees, and everything in between. It is especially useful for anyone dealing with a beard that feels dry, coarse, itchy, difficult to manage, or suspiciously similar to a neglected shrub.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt also makes a practical gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, brothers, beard enthusiasts, and men who insist they “don’t need anything” while visibly needing beard oil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Collaboration Built Around Showing Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Punch is more than another bottle of beard oil. It represents the shared attitude behind \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Wheelchair Dad and The Rub\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: life can be difficult, ridiculous, exhausting, and occasionally determined to hit below the belt—but you keep moving forward.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou show up. You take care of what needs taking care of. You find some humor in the mess. Then you handle the day like it had it coming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePunch today in the face. Condition yours first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Rub","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54565966512403,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/7379\/0227\/files\/c581687a-7b26-40bf-9c8a-6e19e433ecbe.png?v=1786675949","url":"https:\/\/thewheelchairdadmerch.com\/products\/face-punch-beard-oil","provider":"The Wheelchair Dad","version":"1.0","type":"link"}